Puns of the week

1.) I finally found a spotter at the gym, it's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

2.) The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

3.) He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

4.) The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

5.) Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.